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High school isn't about finding your husband...it's about finding your bridesmaids.- ? (I saw it on a site.)
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Don't marry a man unless you'd be proud to have a son exactly like him.- Unknown
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.- Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
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WHY AM I MARRIED?
> You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
> At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
> "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man", said t'other.
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married-- then she's finished .
A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination ove r intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
"A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man, to Love and to
forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray
for Strength I'll just beat him to death"
AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why
> don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That
ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."- -- Anonymous
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This what my Wife said when I asked her to marry me:
YES... I will be your best friend for life, I will be the one who bakes you cookies, I will be the one who shares your fun, your sadness, I will be the one who listens when you have a bad day, I will be the one who holds you when you are sad, I will be the one who dances every slow song with you, I will be the one who is waiting at home with the lights on for you to come home from work so that my day brightens, I will be the one who walks hand in hand with you, I will be the one who accidentally washes a red sock with your white work shirts so they all turn pink!, I will be the one who remembers your birthday at 12:01 May 19, I will be the one who knows how to piss you off in 2 seconds flat, I will be the one who goes Christmas shopping with you, I will be the one who mows your grass, I will be the one who holds you down and tickles you till you cannot stand it anymore and then make sweet love to you-till you cannot stand it anymore, I will be the one that gets b**chy and you'll have to put up With me, I will be the one who loves every ridiculous little thing about you, I will be the one who begs you for a puppy Springer spaniel lab, if you must know!, I will be the one who will be able to finish your sentences for you, I will be the one you'll go skinny-dipping with and I ain't gonna be wearing my bra, I will be the one that remembers you don't like mushrooms or olives, so I'll leave them out of the spaghetti sauce , I will be the one to read to you on long car trips, I will be the one who gets jealous If I catch you looking at another girl , I will be the one who remembers all of your stories from growing up and be interested every time you retell them, I will be the one who finds you fascinating, I will be the one you take to Somerset-and I'll take MY shirt off so I won't worry about other girls, I will be the one to put the chicken in the soup, I will be the mother of your CHLDREN, however many you would want to have, I will be the one who makes their Halloween costumes, I will be the one who gives you a look every time you say a bad word in front of the kids, And I will be the one who takes ordinary words and turn them into bad words cause they annoy me!, I will be the one to love them so that they never have to feel insecure, I will be the one to get up in the middle of the night with the baby-half the time!, I will be at your son's every soccer, hockey, football, t-ball Game, I will be at your daughter's every soccer and hockey game, every dance rectal and cheer leading performance, I will be the one who holds your kids when they cry , I will be the one who bandages every banged knee, I will be the one to leave out some of the details of when we met while the kids are young , I will be the one who whips out the ol' bible for some good ol story telling, I will be the one who throws daggers at you with every shot I get while pregnant, I will be the one who smiles cause she is nervous when your babes get their own shots, I will be the one who cries when their birthdays come because they grow up too fast, I will be the one who dresses them oddly at times cause I have NO fashion sense, I will be the one who keeps your bed warm for you when you have to close, I will be the one who will tease and entice you all day long- but you won't regret it come night, I will be the one who wants to make love to you every single night, but who may need your understanding when the kids have given me a hard day and just want to be held, I will be the one who cannot keep her hands off you, I will be the one who never tires of getting tied up, I will be the one who smiles back at you on your wedding day, I will promise to love and honor you, I will be the one who cries when you pledge yourself to me, I will be the one who wears your ring, I will be your wife, I will be your best friend for life- My Wife-Melanie Sue
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The most romantic story is not romeo & Juliet who died together, but grandpa & grandma who grew old together.- Unknown
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"You don't marry the person you can live with...You Marry the person You cant live without!"- UnknownFebruary 19, 2010 by Anonymous in Marriage ID#:268547
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I cheated on my FEARS , broke up with my DOUBTS , got engaged with FAITH ,and now I'm marrying my Dreams- >>>saumi<<<
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The path that leads to happiness is so narrow that two can not walk on it unless they become one.- Unknown
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Happiest couples in the world, never have the same ‘NATURE’.
They just have the best ‘UNDERSTANDING, of their ‘DIFFERENCES’- Unknown