The Best Men Quotes

  • 1

    A Favorite of 383 users

    ..all i want is for one guy to prove to me that they arent all the same..

    April 17, 2005 by kaitlin_harris in Men  ID#:36162
  • 2

    A Favorite of 371 users

    ***** COOL INSULTS 4 GALS...*****

    1)Hi..i'm a human being.What r u?
    2)Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
    3)As an outsider what do u think of the human race?
    4)I'd like to kick u in the teeth then again why should i improve ur looks.
    5)Brains aren't everything..In fact in your case they are nothing.
    6)Careful now..don't let ur brains go to ur head.
    7)If i had a face like yours..i'd sue my parents.
    8)Keep talking..someday you'll say something intelligent.
    9)Fellows like you don't grow from trees,they swing from them..
    10)You are a living proof that man can live without brains.
    11)Hey how come ur here? i thought the zoo is closed at night.
    12)How did u get here?Did someone leave ur cage open.

    October 19, 2004 by Anonymous in Men  ID#:24376
  • 3

    A Favorite of 370 users

    *******The Top Ten Men!!********
    1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off
    your clothes"
    2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide"
    3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you
    want it teased or blown"
    4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you
    want it in front or in back?"
    5. The Interior Decorator because he
    says,"Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
    6. The Banker because he says,"If you take
    it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
    7. The Police Officer because he
    says,"Spread 'em"
    8. The Mailman because he always delivers
    his package.
    9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and
    then slows down.
    10. The Hunter because he always goes deep
    in the bush, shoots twice

    March 7, 2004 by TallGal005 in Men  ID#:14862
  • 4

    A Favorite of 319 users

    There are two things a man can never hide: The fact that he's drunk, and the fact he's in love.

    April 28, 2004 by Apollo in Men  ID#:16599
  • 5

    A Favorite of 308 users

    Allow your heart and mind to feel and experience these things for/with him:

    To melt by just looking in his eyes,

    To let your heart dance to the sound of his laugh,

    To hold his hand and never take for granted how it feels when he holds you with both,

    To take the chance of being wounded because you will not give him up freely,

    To have him consume your every dream, your every thought, your every waking moment,

    To be thankful for another night of falling asleep in his arms,and another day of waking up with him in your life,

    To get lost at the very thought of him, only to find your way back when he sneaks up from behind and kisses you,

    To let him know just how incomplete you would be without him, and how wonderful he is by just being who he is,

    To never let anything he accomplishes or achieves ever go unnoticed,

    To tell him you love him even more than you did the day before,

    To let your shoulder be his support when he has a bad day,

    To make sure you have food and beer ready for every game or race, then holler and cheer for his favorite team or driver because you love to watch it with him,

    To Learn that sometimes you have to sacrifice your happiness in return for his,

    To have passion with every kiss and mind blowing moves with each intimate moment,

    To never make him choose between his friends AND you,

    To take his breath away at least once a day by doing something unexpected,

    To always apologize when you're the one in the wrong,

    To miss him just as much when he's not in the same room with you as you would if he were gone for a few months,

    To always shower him with nice compliments,

    To never let two wrongs make a right,

    To let him captivate you by his own views and opinions,


    To ALWAYS love him with all you have, with all you are and everything you become.

    February 28, 2004 by ShehazCatEyes in Men  ID#:14601
  • 6

    A Favorite of 304 users

    Guys are like stars - so many to pick from, but only one can make all your dreams come true!

    December 22, 2004 by Shrestha in Men  ID#:28110
  • 7

    A Favorite of 301 users

    Can you imagine a world without men? No crime, and lots of happy, fat women.

    December 8, 2000 by jello_2323 in Men  ID#:482
  • 8

    A Favorite of 283 users


    Once upon a time,
    in a land far away,
    a beautiful, independent,
    self-assured princess
    happened upon a frog as she sat,
    contemplating ecological issues
    on the shores of an unpolluted pond
    in a verdant meadow near her castle.
    The frog hopped into the princess' lap
    and said: Elegant Lady,
    I was once a handsome prince,
    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
    One kiss from you, however,
    and I will turn back
    into the dapper, young prince that I am
    and then, my sweet, we can marry
    and setup housekeeping in your castle
    with my mother,
    where you can prepare my meals,
    clean my clothes, bear my children,
    and forever
    feel grateful and happy doing so.
    That night,
    as the princess dined sumptuously
    on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs
    seasoned in a white wine
    and onion cream sauce,
    she chuckled and thought to herself:
    I don't f***ing think so.

    October 29, 2002 by Louise in Men  ID#:5346
  • 9

    A Favorite of 243 users

    Men Are Like..
    ..COFFEE..the best ones are rich,warm and keeps u up all night long.

    ..GOVERNMENT takes them a long time to mature.

    ..HOROSCOPES..they always tell u what to do and are usually wrong.

    ..MASCARA..they usually run out at first sign of emotion

    September 21, 2004 by Anonymous in Men  ID#:23197
  • 10

    A Favorite of 223 users

    Menopasue, menstual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns...ever notice that all your problems begin with men?

    May 5, 2003 by shunky in Men  ID#:7958