The Best Famous Men Quotes

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  • 1

    A Favorite of 301 users

    Can you imagine a world without men? No crime, and lots of happy, fat women.

    Posted by jello_2323 in Men  ID#:482
  • 2

    A Favorite of 145 users

    Though we adore men individually
    We agree that as a group they're rather stupid!

    Posted by hockeygirlk29 in Men  ID#:26354
  • 3

    A Favorite of 73 users

    Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

    Posted by None in Men  ID#:955
  • 4

    A Favorite of 47 users

    The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.

    Posted by Anonymous in Men  ID#:4409
  • 5

    A Favorite of 36 users

    The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy.

    Posted by shunky in Men  ID#:20892
  • 6

    A Favorite of 26 users

    Why did God create men? Because vibrators cant mow the lawn.

    Posted by pequena_bebe in Men  ID#:25670
  • 7

    A Favorite of 25 users

    Most women tell you that you're a fool if you think you can change a man- but those women are quitters.

    Posted by Kirkles in Men  ID#:18268
  • 8

    A Favorite of 17 users

    Men are gentle, honest and straightforward. Women are convoluted, deceptive and dangerous.

    Posted by None in Men  ID#:947
  • 9

    A Favorite of 13 users

    Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier.

    Posted by None in Men  ID#:950
  • 10

    A Favorite of 7 users

    Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze.

    Posted by androdinozaur in Men  ID#:23286
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