The Best Stupid Quotes

  • 1

    A Favorite of 420 users

    S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

    April 4, 2004 by I_made_the_devil_cry in Stupid  ID#:15814
  • 2

    A Favorite of 419 users

    I never apologize.
    I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

    January 2, 2004 by CtrlAltDestroy in Stupid  ID#:12830
  • 3

    A Favorite of 362 users

    people say you cannot live without love,
    well, oxygen is more important

    June 29, 2009 by buhrit in Stupid  ID#:228710
  • 4

    A Favorite of 346 users

    One bright morning...
    in the middle of the night,
    two dead boys came out to fight.
    they stood back to back
    and faced each other
    drew their swords
    and shot eachother.
    the deaf policeman heard the noise
    and came to kill
    those two dead boys.
    If u dont believe my story
    its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

    November 28, 2004 by xo nicole 824 ox in Stupid  ID#:26523
  • 5

    A Favorite of 320 users

    i thought a thought that i thought i had thought but the thought that i had thought wasnt the thought that i had thought i had thought so maybe if i had thought the thought that i thought i thought i wouldn't of thought so much

    October 31, 2005 by superflyangel in Stupid  ID#:51830
  • 6

    A Favorite of 316 users

    A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

    Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

    Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

    While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

    Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

    Harry: "9."

    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

    Harry: "36."

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

    The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"

    Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

    The principal and Harry both agreed.

    Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

    Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

    Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

    The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

    Harry replied: "Pockets."

    Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

    Harry: "Pants."

    Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

    Harry: "Coconut."

    The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

    Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

    The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

    Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

    Harry: "Shake hands."

    The principal was trembling.

    Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

    Harry: "Firetruck."

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

    December 1, 2008 by suzzan in Stupid  ID#:201337
  • 7

    A Favorite of 283 users

    A day without sunshine is like night.

    June 10, 2002 by magpie in Stupid  ID#:4254
  • 8

    A Favorite of 272 users

    dont look at me in that tone of voice

    January 22, 2005 by spanky in Stupid  ID#:30268
  • 9

    A Favorite of 272 users

    if you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

    March 1, 2005 by big_shez in Stupid  ID#:32538
  • 10

    A Favorite of 266 users

    Your're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

    November 9, 2005 by BlackStyles in Stupid  ID#:52725