The Best Stupid Quotes

  • 11

    A Favorite of 245 users

    It takes skills to trip on a flat surface

    March 22, 2009 by Maverick_13 in Stupid  ID#:215902
  • 12

    A Favorite of 223 users

    I swear to drunk I'm not God

    November 21, 2003 by Anonymous in Stupid  ID#:11570
  • 13

    A Favorite of 222 users

    I wasn't staring at you. I was just thinking in your direction.

    January 25, 2010 by _Izzy in Stupid  ID#:263561
  • 14

    A Favorite of 218 users

    I hate when I wish on a star only to realize afterward that I just wished on an airplane.

    July 7, 2007 by no_brainer in Stupid  ID#:132579
  • 15

    A Favorite of 214 users

    Two muffins were sat in an oven.
    One muffin said to the other, "Ooh, gettin' a bit hot in here don't you think?!"
    The other backed away in suprise, "Oh My God!! A Talking Muffin!!"

    August 25, 2007 by jellybee in Stupid  ID#:138331
  • 16

    A Favorite of 208 users

    Have you ever been running and accidentally ran into a parked car and fell down and said, "I like cheesecake"?

    Me neither.

    July 4, 2007 by Anonymous in Stupid  ID#:132290
  • 17

    A Favorite of 208 users

    They laugh because we're losers...
    We laugh because they just figured it out.

    January 26, 2008 by Kelsey[[[dawn]]] in Stupid  ID#:159382
  • 18

    A Favorite of 184 users

    Quick, what's the number for 911?!

    February 3, 2005 by Kristi in Stupid  ID#:30952
  • 19

    A Favorite of 181 users

    -did you cut your hair?


    -did you cut it shorter??

    -no dumba** i cut it longer!!!


    March 12, 2008 by soccerlove in Stupid  ID#:165767
  • 20

    A Favorite of 172 users

    They are 3 types of people--people who know how to count and-- people who dont know how to count.

    February 24, 2003 by DharmaBV in Stupid  ID#:6734