The Best T-Shirt Quotes

  • 1

    A Favorite of 880 users

    Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research.

    January 19, 2003 by Sinetos in T-Shirt  ID#:6083
  • 2

    A Favorite of 703 users

    Slogans for Women's T-shirts

    1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
    2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
    3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
    4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all.
    5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
    6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
    7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
    8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
    9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
    10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
    11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
    12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.
    13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
    14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
    15. I hate everybody...and you're next.
    16. And your point is...?
    17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
    18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
    19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
    20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
    21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
    22. All stressed out and no one to choke.
    23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
    24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
    25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
    26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
    27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

    May 18, 2006 by ILoveYou05 in T-Shirt  ID#:75786
  • 3

    A Favorite of 678 users

    You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.

    October 9, 2000 by Donny in T-Shirt  ID#:125
  • 4

    A Favorite of 590 users

    If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.

    July 4, 2002 by Anonymous in T-Shirt  ID#:4397
  • 5

    A Favorite of 549 users

    Your friendship means so much to me that...

    When you cry...
    I cry.
    When you laugh...
    I laugh.
    When you jump out a window...
    I laugh some more.

    October 24, 2003 by Anonymous in T-Shirt  ID#:10832
  • 6

    A Favorite of 539 users

    God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.

    August 20, 2003 by Anonymous in T-Shirt  ID#:9715
  • 7

    A Favorite of 533 users

    I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

    October 23, 2002 by Anonymous in T-Shirt  ID#:5287
  • 8

    A Favorite of 475 users

    They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

    September 14, 2002 by Anonymous in T-Shirt  ID#:5039
  • 9

    A Favorite of 467 users

    NyQuil: The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

    September 14, 2002 by Anonymous in T-Shirt  ID#:5056
  • 10

    A Favorite of 438 users

    The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

    April 15, 2002 by None in T-Shirt  ID#:3868