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Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research.- Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
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Slogans for Women's T-shirts
1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all.
5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.
13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
15. I hate everybody...and you're next.
16. And your point is...?
17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
22. All stressed out and no one to choke.
23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.- a blonde (me)
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You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.- Chip Douglas, The Cable Guy
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If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.- Scott FahlmanJuly 4, 2002 by Anonymous in T-Shirt ID#:4397
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Your friendship means so much to me that...
When you cry...
When you laugh...
When you jump out a window...
I laugh some more.- On a T-ShirtOctober 24, 2003 by Anonymous in T-Shirt ID#:10832
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God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.- Tee-shirtAugust 20, 2003 by Anonymous in T-Shirt ID#:9715
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I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.- On the back of a t-shirtOctober 23, 2002 by Anonymous in T-Shirt ID#:5287
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They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken- UnknownSeptember 14, 2002 by Anonymous in T-Shirt ID#:5039
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NyQuil: The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.- UnknownSeptember 14, 2002 by Anonymous in T-Shirt ID#:5056
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The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.- Unknown