The Best Famous Television Quotes

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  • 1

    A Favorite of 282 users

    There are certain people who are not meant to fit in your life, no matter how much you want them to

    Posted by stars_n_smiles in Television  ID#:40772
  • 2

    A Favorite of 162 users

    Joey: ....But it is odd how a women’s purse looks good on me, a man.

    Rachel: See? Unisex.

    Joey: Maybe *you* need sex. I just had it a few days ago.

    Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.

    Joey: I wouldn't say no to that.

    Posted by Needyl in Television  ID#:126947
  • 3

    A Favorite of 155 users

    And I will love you and squeeze you and call you George

    Posted by Anonymous in Television  ID#:5307
  • 4

    A Favorite of 154 users

    Happy Birthday to me,
    Happy Birthday to me,
    I feel so damn lonely,
    Won't someone kill me

    Posted by bitememylove in Television  ID#:246702
  • 5

    A Favorite of 134 users

    You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, 'never try'.

    Posted by Anonymous in Television  ID#:4031
  • 6

    A Favorite of 120 users

    Trying is the first step towards failure.

    Posted by Anonymous in Television  ID#:4275
  • 7

    A Favorite of 101 users

    Isn't that great? I mean isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch spit-on-your-neck fantastic?

    Posted by PrincessBrittany in Television  ID#:5928
  • 8

    A Favorite of 87 users

    Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.

    Posted by Anonymous in Television  ID#:4276
  • 9

    A Favorite of 61 users

    Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel.

    Posted by Anonymous in Television  ID#:4072
  • 10

    A Favorite of 43 users

    Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist.

    Posted by None in Television  ID#:3796
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