The Best Women Quotes

  • 11

    A Favorite of 384 users

    Women are amazing. She can put a smile on her face, act like everything is fine, when really the world is on her shoulders and her life is slipping through the cracks of her fingers.....

    March 18, 2005 by Cream in Women  ID#:33613
  • 12

    A Favorite of 316 users

    Good girls don't lie,
    Bad girls don't cry,
    Dumb girls need "air",
    Naughty girls need underwear,
    Sweet girls aren't mean,
    Funny girls make a scene,
    Perfect girls have all the class,
    Mean girls will kick your a$$,
    Smart girls will excel,
    Gossip girls will tell,
    Popular girls get all the boys,
    Little girls play with toys,
    Normal girls are nothing new,
    So which one applies to you?

    May 3, 2005 by Iya in Women  ID#:37464
  • 13

    A Favorite of 267 users

    Nine words women use...

    1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
    right and you need to shut up.

    2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
    minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
    and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
    usually end in fine.

    4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
    often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
    idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
    with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
    can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
    you're welcome.

    8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!

    9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
    this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
    is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
    wrong?' For the woman's response refer to 3

    September 18, 2007 by Rocky in Women  ID#:141201
  • 14

    A Favorite of 259 users

    A wise girl kisses, but does not love.
    Listens, but does not believe.
    And leaves, before she is left.

    January 2, 2008 by Katherine_:) in Women  ID#:156191
  • 15

    A Favorite of 245 users

    Girls, always remember: You are smart enough and beautiful enough to never be taken for granted and to never be anyone's second best.

    January 16, 2006 by joss_is_god in Women  ID#:59531
  • 16

    A Favorite of 237 users

    Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

    September 11, 2004 by noomank in Women  ID#:22703
  • 17

    A Favorite of 234 users

    "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t."

    October 14, 2009 by SarahBeara231 in Women  ID#:243577
  • 18

    A Favorite of 227 users


    Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what happened.

    -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

    Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

    Erma Brombeck

    The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

    -Helen Hayes (at 73)-

    I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

    -Janette Barber-

    A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

    -Carrie Snow-

    Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

    -Laurie Kuslansky-

    My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

    -Erma Bombeck-

    Old age ain't no place for sissies.

    -Bette Davis-

    A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

    -Rhonda Hansome-

    The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

    -Jane Sellman-

    Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

    -Jennifer Unlimited-

    Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

    -Charlot te Whitton-

    Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

    -Caryn Leschen-

    I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.

    -Jennifer Unlimited-

    If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.


    I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb

    -- and I'm also not blonde.

    -- Dolly Parton-

    If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

    -Sue Grafton-

    I'm not going to vacum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

    -Roseanne Barr-

    When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.

    Men invade another country.

    -Elayne Boosler-

    Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

    -Maryon Pearson-

    In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.

    If you want anything done, ask a woman.

    -Margaret Thatcher-

    I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

    -Gloria Steinem-

    Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

    -Eleanor Roosevelt-

    July 5, 2005 by lil_jujubeee in Women  ID#:42742
  • 19

    A Favorite of 222 users

    in the good old days, girls used to cook like their mothers, NOW THEY DRINK LIKE THEIR FATHERS...

    July 19, 2010 by Anonymous in Women  ID#:301820
  • 20

    A Favorite of 221 users


    -kissing is healthy

    -Its good to cry

    -Chicken soup actually makes you feel better

    - 94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers

    -Lying is actually unhealthy

    -Only apply mascara to your top lashes

    -Its actually true that when a boy is mean to you, he really actually likes you

    -Its impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed!

    -89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move

    -Chocolate will make you feel better!

    -Most boys think its cute when you say the wrong thing.

    -A good friend never judges.

    -A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that u have any

    -Boys arent worth your tears

    -We ALL love suprises!!

    December 22, 2007 by Katherine_:) in Women  ID#:154660