Quotes Recently Posted By Chris_Childs

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    Troubleshooting n. The practice of injecting trouble intravenously, typically performed by trouble addicts.

    April 20, 2019 by Chris_Childs  ID#:655739
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    A definition of terrorism presupposes the terrorism of definition.

    April 20, 2019 by Chris_Childs  ID#:655738
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    Everything is survivable, except survival.

    April 20, 2019 by Chris_Childs  ID#:655737
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    Nobody knows how it feels to be me, except it.

    April 13, 2019 by Chris_Childs  ID#:655601
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    Women tend to be leery of men who promise them the moon. A woman wants to be promised, at the very least, a galactic supercluster.

    April 13, 2019 by Chris_Childs  ID#:655599
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    When you reach common ground, check to make sure you're not sinking.

    April 13, 2019 by Chris_Childs  ID#:655598
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    You go your way, and I'll go thine.

    April 6, 2019 by Chris_Childs  ID#:655420
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    Sometimes you have to extend a membrane process for what you believe in, even if it means extending that membrane process alone.
    – Motivational Quotes for Amoeboids

    April 6, 2019 by Chris_Childs  ID#:655419
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    An intelligence test measures one's ability to get out of having to take it.

    April 6, 2019 by Chris_Childs  ID#:655418
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    The Law of User Manuals: In the time it takes to read the user manual, the technology will have changed.

    Corollary of the Law of User Manuals: The shorter the user manual, the faster the technology will change while one is reading it.

    March 30, 2019 by Chris_Childs  ID#:655301