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    A Favorite of 26 users

    Fake beauty may be found in how thick or thin you are, how big or small your chest is, and how "popular" you are. But real beauty is found in the eyes of the beholder.

    Posted by Katherine_:) in General  ID#:188082
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    Great Friend
    A guy stops to visit his friend, who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, “My feet are cold. Would you get my sneakers for me?”

    The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend’s two gorgeous daughters. He says, “Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to have sex with you.”

    The first daughter says, “That’s not true.”

    He says, “I’ll prove it.”

    He yells down the stairs, “Both of them?”

    His friend yells back, “Of course, both of them.”

    Posted by Katherine_:) in General  ID#:186926
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    A Favorite of 27 users

    Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go
    into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane
    in a passionate embrace.

    Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself
    as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the
    playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went
    back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped
    her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
    then Aunt Jane..."

    At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
    interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want
    to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

    At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his
    story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw
    Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he
    was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
    Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy
    started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when
    Daddy was in the Army."

    Mommy fainted!

    Posted by Katherine_:) in General  ID#:186923
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    The Little Bird
    Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
    "A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.

    When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."

    Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"

    After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."

    Posted by Katherine_:) in General  ID#:186922
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    A Favorite of 40 users

    I can't stay mad at him. and when I'm mad at him he says the most sweetest thing and I forget why I was mad in the first place. I love when he does that.

    Posted by Katherine_:) in General  ID#:184285
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    A Favorite of 40 users

    [ guys are like stars ]
    there are millions of them
    but only one will make your dreams come true

    Posted by Katherine_:) in General  ID#:184283
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    A Favorite of 26 users

    drama;lies;backstabbing.
    yea it`s the teenage years

    Posted by Katherine_:) in General  ID#:184282
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    A Favorite of 26 users

    if my radio breaks,
    will you sing to me?

    Posted by Katherine_:) in General  ID#:184281
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    A Favorite of 10 users

    hate the lovers and love the haters...

    Posted by Katherine_:) in General  ID#:181122
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    A Favorite of 27 users

    I love my country, it's the government I'm afraid of.

    Posted by Katherine_:) in Humor  ID#:181066
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