Recent Highlights: Humor Quotes

  • 1

    A Favorite of 3 users

    Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand :)

    September 14, 2018 by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:648963
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    A Favorite of 3 users

    When we believe there is only one right way, we are in a cul-de-sac!

    August 30, 2018 by adrian mcginn in Humor  ID#:648678
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    A Favorite of 4 users

    I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine :)

    August 27, 2018 by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:648607
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    A Favorite of 3 users

    I was coming home from kindergarten – well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It’s good for a kid to know how to make gloves :)

    August 16, 2018 by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:648289
  • 5

    A Favorite of 2 users

    Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not ;)

    August 14, 2018 by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:648217
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    If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little :)

    August 12, 2018 by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:648183
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    Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.

    August 10, 2018 by 5|\/|l73 in Humor  ID#:648143
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    A Favorite of 2 users

    No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.

    August 10, 2018 by 5|\/|l73 in Humor  ID#:648136
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    A Favorite of 2 users

    All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt ;)

    August 10, 2018 by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:648117
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    A Favorite of 2 users

    They Have A "Pill" Out There For Just About Anything That Ails Ya..
    "Stupid" Just Doesn't Happen To Be One Of Them.

    August 9, 2018 by superdraco62 in Humor  ID#:648095