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    A Favorite of 4 users

    If you're not wiser than you were yesterday, you weren't paying attention.

    A day ago by GBatiste in Humor  ID#:647246
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    A Favorite of 3 users

    True stress is.

    Your wife, your girlfriend and your mortgage all one month late.

    A few days ago by Ule Msee in Humor  ID#:647160
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    A Favorite of 2 users

    We all can't be millionaires, someone has to mop and wash the dishes.

    A few days ago by GBatiste in Humor  ID#:646782
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    A Favorite of 3 users

    I wish I could reply ‘Why are you so loud and talkative’ to everyone who asks me ‘Why are you so quiet’, but it’s considered rude :)

    A few days ago by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:646685
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    A Favorite of 2 users

    Suppose God put the whole world in a time-out and we all came back with a good attitude?

    A few days ago by Linda_Beth in Humor  ID#:646673
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    A Favorite of 3 users

    Give me liberty or give me chocolate every day for the rest of my life.

    A few days ago by Linda_Beth in Humor  ID#:646671
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    A Favorite of 3 users

    If you're wondering which is the most comfortable chair in the house....ask the dog.

    A few days ago by Linda_Beth in Humor  ID#:646669
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    A Favorite of 2 users

    I'd tell you my age, but I'd have to lie.

    A few days ago by Linda_Beth in Humor  ID#:646649
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    A Favorite of 5 users

    It's not that hard to find a needle in a haystack. All you have to do is sit down.

    A few days ago by Linda_Beth in Humor  ID#:646647
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    A Favorite of 3 users

    You’re unlikely to see negative reviews when shopping online for a parachute :)

    A few days ago by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:646643
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