a child was granted three questions to ask God.
so the kid says, "God, how much is a million years to YOU?"
God replies, "a million years to me is like one second."
then the kid says, "God, how much is a million dollars to YOU?"
God answers, "Well, a million dollars is like one penny."
and for his last question, the kid asks God, "God? may i have ONE of YOUR pennies?"
so God replies, "of course you may. just give me ONE SECOND."