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Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
F***ing Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain

10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Never Would Have Happened If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You don't multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Hickory dickory dock
This b**ch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dropped her off at the end of the block

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.

Posted by devildeb in Parenthood  ID#:161510

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