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1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.

Posted by FearlessGodess14 in Humor  ID#:40103

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Try to make ur parents think ur insane! LMAO
I did all 15 thing and all my parents told me was that I was retarded and that if I didnt stop I would be grounded. LOL it was hillarious

I waled up to my mum + had a sticker on my head saying
"i'm a retard"
+ she then said
"yes you are"
so i thought fair enough...
"i then said "good morning sunsine"
and she wasn't impressed...
she then continued to say
"hav u got a problem?"
to which i replied
and she said
"being stupid doesn' suit you.."
so i said
+ she said
"yes ur a cow + if you don't stop being stupid then i'll call you more names!!"

Good one!!!!!!
number 3 6 9 and 11 XD

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